Half-Ass Your Way to Health

 
© 2008 Larissa Lyons
 


Mr. Lyons and I recently joked about a title for a great self-help book — Half-Ass Your Way to Health. We laughed about it at first but the more we discussed the concept, the more sense it made.

So you drink four Cokes a day? Cut back to two.

So you eat a dozen cookies every time you make a batch? Cut it down to six.

So you absolutely hate exercising four times a week (or don't do it at all!)? Do it twice.

So getting out of bed by noon takes an act of Congress (pardon the political reference please)? Aim for 10 a.m.

What have we described? An incremental, step-by step way of improving your health and habits while not feeling deprived or making huge changes you aren't ready for.

Certainly, if you smoke 2 packs of cigarettes each day, you'll be much better off financially and physically if you stop smoking altogether. That's a no-brainer. But some of us may not be ready — or motivated — to make such drastic changes. Other times, health or weight problems can be so overwhelming, that just the thought of making a single change can bring on the waterworks. What typically happens then? We do nothing and feel guilty, which doesn't help anyone, certainly not our bodies, which continue to deteriorate.

Ergo...our proposal — half-ass your way to health by choosing one or more areas you want to change and figure out how you can get halfway to your goal.

For myself, the dozen cookies in a day is not out of the realm of recent baked-goods consumption. I told myself two years ago that I would only eat three cookies a day. And that's all I have—some days. Others? It's Katie-bar-the-door, Larissa's craving sugar.

So effective immediately, my goal is to rework all of my absolute favorite recipes — using half the sugar.
Yeah, this particular goal may not necessarily be that lofty, but baking sweet, chocolatey goodies is my personal weakness. If I weren't so damn good at it, it wouldn't matter. But I make a mean batch of brownies, cookies, pumpkin pie, layer bars...well, you get the idea.

I don't drink sodas and don't eat packaged foods or go out for meals. My "comfort" food is homemade, gooey good and delicious.

But these delectable homemade treats are also aging my body faster than it was meant to, weakening my immune system and lowering my resistance to outside disease, along with keeping my overall health from being the absolute best it could be.

And it seems that no matter how many times I go "off" sugar, I keep thinking about how soon I can have something yummy and homemade again. Fingers crossed — if I can reduce my current consumption by half, then I should be on my way to feeling 50% better, right? :-) Hey, the math may not be perfect, but I still think the concept holds. And after I reach this goal, I'll worry about the next phase in my "half-ass" plan.

Interesting tidbit...I first handwrote everything to this point sometime around early 2006. Here we are in the spring of 2008 and I'm just now getting around to dictating this. I'm thrilled to report that my plan to reduce my sugar intake worked magnificently. I initially reworked recipes using half the sugar they called for, often substituting healthier sweeteners altogether, then during the entirety of 2007, I chose to do without refined white sugar and to avoid eating anything that had "sugar" on the label. This meant not one Hershey almond bar (eegads) and not one single DQ Blizzard — I swear they must've had a chart somewhere at headquarters showing how many Georgia Mud Fudges I ordered each month.

I did great in all 2007. I almost hit a major snag in October, when some emotional waves all hit at once, causing me to contemplate chucking at all, driving 35 miles to the nearest Dairy Queen, and buying a blizzard. But I didn't.

Even though my official "avoid white sugar" time period has lapsed, I have chosen not to reincorporate it into my diet. Still no blizzards. Still no Hershey bars. But I have been substituting with a number of healthier alternatives and as this year progresses, I plan to eventually cut out all of those as well. I want to see how well my body does when I truly avoid all forms of sweeteners and sugars. I haven't decided on a definitive date yet, but I've let Mr. Lyons know it's in the offing. Each time I mention it, he frowns and asks me to make brownies. So far, I have persevered and don't think I've made them at all this year. [And why do I state my intention out loud? That will be another article!]

If you decide to try my half-ass concept, drop me a line. I'd love to know how it works for you! :-) Larissa
 

 

 

 
 

 

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